Hey all! Happy new year! I hope you had a wonderful and safe New Year celebration.
A little while back I asked on twitter if any of you had Skype. And this is the reason! I’ve had a lot of fun getting to know some of you. I’ve made some good acquaintances, and I really enjoy getting to know some of you. I talk to you all on my YouTube channel, and you get to hear me. But I’ve cooked up an idea that will let some of us get to know each other, and raise some money for charity. As you know I’ve shut down my store. But I still want to think of cool and creative ways to donate. So I will be silently auctioning 3 one hour Skype sessions, and for those of you who don’t have Skype, there will also be 3 thirty minute phone calls up for bid. That way we can chat, have a beer, have some laughs, and give portions to a good cause.
These sessions and phone calls will be non sexual. I wont be naked or in lingerie. I wont talk dirty or anything like that. So please don’t ask. It’s strictly in good nature and we will have a good time! I’ve decided to do a silent auction so that everything is kept private and no one will see any one else’s bid. You can only bid one time per category. The phone calls/Skype sessions will be next week, January 9th-11th. Please read the following carefully. Submit questions to firstname.lastname@example.org
-Here are the rules, instructions and regulations-
Skype- the three highest bidders in this category will get 1 one hour skype session. The session will take place jan 9-11 after 8pm PST. If you win, we will schedule a time one of those three days. You can only bid one time. Multiple bids won’t be accepted. No nudity, no sexual content. The first mention/request of it the session will end and will not be refunded. 18 and over ONLY. Anyone younger won’t be qualified.
Phone calls- the three highest bidders in this category will get 1 thirty minute phone call. The phone call will take place jan 9-11 after 8pm PST. If you win, we will schedule a time one of those three days. You can only bid one time. Multiple bids won’t be accepted. No nudity, no sexual content. The first mention/request of it the call will end and will not be refunded. I will be calling YOU from a secured line. 18 and over ONLY. Anyone younger won’t be qualified.
Placing bids- bidding will begin tonight at 9pm EST and end January 5th 9pm EST. Bids submitted before or after this time won’t count. I will only take questions until 9pm tonight. Then the bidding begins. One bid per person PER CATEGORY. There will be no starting bid. Enter whatever price you see fit. If you win, an email will be sent to you on Friday January 6th confirming you are the highest bidder. We will then set date, time and exchange info. Funds will be paid through my highly secured PayPal account. And no call will take place until funds are cleared. Please send bids to email@example.com. This is the only place I will accept them. Please use “Phone Call” or “Skype” in the subject line. And in the body- your name, age, birthdate, bid and requested date and time of call or session. If all of these things aren’t there, your bid won’t count. Again, will be doing this from jan 9-11. One phone call and one Skype/night. Only so much of me to go around haha!
I’m thinking this will be a ton of fun, and I can’t wait to get to talk to some of you.
Thank you and happy bidding!!